The Federation of Jaedonstan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vizior Sadek Slosky with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 9.991 billion Jaedonstanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Traxa. The average income tax rate is 22.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Jaedonstanian economy, worth 249 trillion libits a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 24,977 libits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vizior Sadek Slosky has just been declared ruler of Jaedonstan in an international press conference, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Vizior Sadek Slosky's wardrobe. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Jaedonstan's national animal is the Turkey Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Christianity.

Jaedonstan is ranked 214,312^th in the world and 10^th in Project Chaos for Most Patriotic, with 5.29 flags saluted per person per day.