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Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, and the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Islands Of Ventro's national animal is the V∑ntroanoanoanoanoanoan gr∑∑n duck trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Sci∑nc∑.

Islands Of Ventro is ranked 2,656^th in the world and 3^rd in The Wellspring for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 735.51 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.