The Empire of Armonker is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Overlord Kratos with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, aversion to nipples, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 840 million Armonkerians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialism. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Armonkerian economy, worth 140 trillion Antimatters a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 167,624 Antimatters, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea, much of Armonker's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure, and super-powered zombies parade through the streets of Imperialism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Armonker's national animal is the Saber Toothed Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Armonker is ranked 14,809^th in the world and 417^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 54.5 flags saluted per person per day.