The Mostly Insignificant Nation of Ioavollr is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its teetotalling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cheerful population of 38.496 billion Citizens enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Ioavollrian economy, worth 672 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 17,472 ISSP Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ioavollr's national animal is the Kodiak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ioavollr is ranked 286,600^th in the world and 40^th in Scandinavia for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -19.49 on the Gilded Widget Scale.