The Republic of Hame on a tank is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.68 billion Hamics are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The very strong Hame on a tankian economy, worth 411 trillion Tanks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 53,585 Tanks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 273,131 per year while the poor average 5,798, a ratio of 47.1 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Hame on a tank's national animal is the Tanks, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hame on a tank is ranked 53,067^th in the world and 70^th in UEPU for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,087.82 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.