The Protectorate of Greater German Texas is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Governor-General Erwin Könn with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.664 billion Texians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Houston. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greater German Texasian economy, worth 753 trillion Gold Marks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,016 Gold Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics, and the teaching of evolution has been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater German Texas's national animal is the Gold Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Greater German Texas is ranked 9,386^th in the world and 1^st in NeutralZone for Lowest Crime Rates, with 102.23 law-abiding acts per hour.