The Surreal Wonderland of Great Liberal Land of True Serbia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lady Moro with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.746 billion Serbs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smile Island. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Serbian economy, worth a remarkable 6,950 trillion smiles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 471,322 smiles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Barbers who trim a few inches of hair bill the government for their labor, military pistols are more secure than the national treasury, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, and Serbian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Great Liberal Land of True Serbia's national animal is the sea angel, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Dreaming.

Great Liberal Land of True Serbia is ranked 1,329^th in the world and 1^st in Eientei Gensokyo for Most Corrupt Governments, with 425.53 kickbacks per hour.