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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 128thMost Advanced Public Education: 256thMost Subsidized Industry: 264th
The Surreal Wonderland of
Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
!!THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!!
Lady Moro
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Great Liberal Land of True Serbia

Population14.766 billion

CapitalSmile Island
LeaderLady Moro
FaithDreaming

Currencysmile
Animalsea angel

The Surreal Wonderland of Great Liberal Land of True Serbia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lady Moro with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.766 billion Serbs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smile Island. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Serbian economy, worth a remarkable 6,959 trillion smiles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 471,322 smiles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Barbers who trim a few inches of hair bill the government for their labor, military pistols are more secure than the national treasury, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, and Serbian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Great Liberal Land of True Serbia's national animal is the sea angel, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Dreaming.

Great Liberal Land of True Serbia is ranked 39,228th in the world and 53rd in Eientei Gensokyo for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 759.04 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 128thMost Advanced Public Education: 256thMost Subsidized Industry: 264thMost Advanced Public Transport: 286thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 314thLargest Black Market: 332ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 428thMost Secular: 521stHighest Average Incomes: 582ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 987thLargest Governments: 1,044thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,267thMost Cultured: 1,276thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,324thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,368thLowest Crime Rates: 1,473rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,504thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,553rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,588thMost Efficient Economies: 1,733rdHighest Economic Output: 1,864thSmartest Citizens: 1,880thMost Patriotic: 1,894thMost Developed: 1,902ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,934thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,092ndHighest Food Quality: 2,182ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,302ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,364thMost Inclusive: 2,705thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,563rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,313thLargest Mining Sector: 4,583rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,860thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,657thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,631stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,968thHealthiest Citizens: 13,766thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 17,208thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,230thLargest Populations: 27,603rd
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the region

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