The Ԍᴜᴀʀᴅ Doԍs of German Shepherd is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Master with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical population of 2.403 billion German Shepherds are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Dog House. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The very strong German Shepherd economy, worth 157 trillion Bones a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 65,412 Bones, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and the atmosphere in German Shepherd boardrooms is turning more gay. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. German Shepherd's national animal is the Wolf and its national religion is Master Worship.

German Shepherd is ranked 71,093^rd in the world and 12^th in The Embassy for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 107.94 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.