The Democratic Republic of FROST33 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.161 billion FROST33ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 85.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient FROST33ian economy, worth 218 trillion Ours a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 101,285 Ours, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, and diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FROST33's national animal is the Eagle , which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

FROST33 is ranked 18,558^th in the world and 1,002^nd in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,117.11 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.