The Constitutional Monarchy of Franconia Empire is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Odin Anker with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.387 billion Franconians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Jonas. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Franconia Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 2,839 trillion Valentes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,443 Valentes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Franconia Empire's national animal is the Morpentine Snake of Jovinia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Menonite Bretheren Christianity.

Franconia Empire is ranked 285,044^th in the world and 42^nd in Selene for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.55 kickbacks per hour.