The Republic of The Unicrons is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Optimus Prime with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 14.866 billion Unicronsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cybertron. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Unicronsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,728 trillion USDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 183,572 USDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, the media seems excessively interested in what Optimus Prime is wearing this season, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Unicrons's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cybertronianism.

The Unicrons is ranked 40,864^th in the world and 983^rd in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 31.85 flags saluted per person per day.