The Queendom of Falkyr is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, feral children, and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.481 billion Falkyries are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Falkkengärd. The average income tax rate is 13.3%.

The Falkyr economy, worth 382 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 51,179 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Religious education is a new government priority, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, a major religion has been named as Falkyr's national religion, and Leader has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences. Crime is relatively low. Falkyr's national animal is the falkon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Falkyr is ranked 87,049^th in the world and 52^nd in Rushmore for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,374.09 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.