The Dictatorship of The Goontalve Andeettedi is a large, orderly nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 62 million Goontalve Andeettedians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 9.0%.

The powerhouse Goontalve Andeettedian economy, worth 5.61 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 90,508 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled The Goontalve Andeettedi with a very polite populace, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. The Goontalve Andeettedi's national animal is the leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Goontalve Andeettedi is ranked 283,527^th in the world and 11^th in The Star Nations Alliance for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 247.63 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.