The Republic of Egairo is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 2.834 billion Egairoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ålesund. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Egairoan economy, worth 322 trillion Egaroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 113,749 Egaroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, the nation has a strict 'no marauding undead' law (Egairo has found 1 easter egg), a positive GPA is all it takes to get an elite education, and parents who try to organize playdates for their kids have police drop through their ceilings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Egairo's national animal is the Moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Egairo is ranked 10,661^st in the world and 28^th in Karma for Most Developed, scoring 90.23 on the Human Development Index.