The Empire of Brentonwood Empire is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sir Inferno Watson with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, parental licensing program, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.262 billion Brentonwood Empireans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dracon. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Brentonwood Empirean economy, worth 128 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,681 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors, and political cartoons depicting Sir Inferno Watson's face on a Dragon's buttocks are selling like hotcakes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brentonwood Empire's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Brentonwood Empire is ranked 257,580^th in the world and 2^nd in Off Kilter Union for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -7.38 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.