The District of DBA SA is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 16.497 billion Anhaltians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The very strong DBA SAian economy, worth 833 trillion aurums a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Average income is 50,546 aurums, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, DBA SA has designated District City as its capital city, Liard has just been declared ruler of DBA SA in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. DBA SA's national animal is the bovina, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

DBA SA is ranked 158,279^th in the world and 6^th in Sachsen Anhalt for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 492.32 on the Gilded Widget Scale.