The Heavily Armed Empire of Corrupted Countries is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tyrant with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, triple-decker prams, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 40.839 billion Corrupted Countriesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corruptarian Tower. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Corrupted Countriesian economy, worth an astonishing 18,071 trillion Corrupted Crap Coupons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 442,499 Corrupted Crap Coupons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, Corrupted Countries is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, and citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Corrupted Countries's national animal is the Ferret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tyrantism.

Corrupted Countries is ranked 6,951^st in the world and 2^nd in Truangel Christian Fellowship for Lowest Crime Rates, with 108.89 law-abiding acts per hour.