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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 211thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 324thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 351st
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Communo-Slavocia

Population9.026 billion

CapitalМосква
LeaderГригорий Антонович

CurrencyРубль
AnimalМедведь

The Советский Союз of Communo-Slavocia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Григорий Антонович with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.026 billion Communo-Slavs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Москва. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Communo-Slavocian economy, worth a remarkable 3,700 trillion Рубльs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 409,991 Рубльs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, anti-tourism militias patrol the borders, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, and shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communo-Slavocia's national animal is the Медведь, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Communo-Slavocia is ranked 1,677th in the world and 1st in Slavija for Lowest Crime Rates, with 151.33 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 211thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 324thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 351stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 358thLargest Agricultural Sector: 934thMost Armed: 1,174thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,379thLowest Crime Rates: 1,677thMost Secular: 1,971stLargest Governments: 2,501stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,927thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,973rdTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,250thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,456thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,666thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,740thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,070thLargest Mining Sector: 4,846thSmartest Citizens: 6,161stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,143rdHealthiest Citizens: 8,535thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,024thMost Authoritarian: 9,436thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,772ndMost Conservative: 11,517thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,651stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,653rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,714thMost Efficient Economies: 13,313thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 26,300th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Communo-Slavocia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Communo-Slavocia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Helplines for Victims of Domestic Abuse".
  • : Communo-Slavocia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Communo-Slavocia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Communo-Slavocia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Light Pollution".
  • : Communo-Slavocia lodged a message on the Slavija Regional Message Board.
  • : Communo-Slavocia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Aerospace Sovereignty Act".
  • : Communo-Slavocia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Injunct Philippines".
  • : Communo-Slavocia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and the Top 10% for Most Zombies.
  • : Vladilan was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Communo-Slavocia, infecting 6 million survivors.

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