The Great Europeian Republic of Common-Sense Politics is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by CSP with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 28.101 billion Europeians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seacouver. The average income tax rate is 2.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 5,054 trillion rhetorical questions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,864 rhetorical questions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Common-Sense Politics's national animal is the striped blue-footed Lloenbirb, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Common-Sense Politics is ranked 2,609^th in the world and 8^th in Europeia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 10,290.31 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.