The Armed Republic of Commander Diljan is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 15.989 billion guerrillas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant guerrilla economy, worth 96.4 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is 6,026 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Commander Diljan's national animal is the gyrfalcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Commander Diljan is ranked 77,879^th in the world and 1^st in Thirteenth of October Anti Fascist Group for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.86 law-abiding acts per hour.