The Federal Republic of Zodorlan is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its smutty television, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 326 million Zodorlanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zodorlia. The average income tax rate is 18.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Zodorlanian economy, worth 35.5 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 108,878 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

A firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, the government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales, and Z-SPAN features senators wrestling with ever-increasing production elements. Crime is totally unknown. Zodorlan's national animal is the turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Zodorlan is ranked 203,821^st in the world and 585^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -1.55 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.