The People's Republic of Representative Poland is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its state-planned economy, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 342 million Poles are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 41.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Polish economy, worth 13.6 trillion złoties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 39,712 złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, and moonshine and organized crime are on the rise ever since alcohol was banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Representative Poland's national animal is the Sokoły, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Representative Poland is ranked 226,177^th in the world and 10^th in The Worldwide Soviet Union for Most Patriotic, with 3.36 flags saluted per person per day.