The Oppressed Peoples of Chronobnoxication is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and enforced nudity. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 19.26 billion Chronobnoxicationians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, with Defense and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Administration aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.7%.

The strong Chronobnoxicationian economy, worth 723 trillion Dinars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,587 Dinars, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Archaeological discoveries are often followed by mysterious hamster abductions, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics, the government is seen to favor Catholics, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Chronobnoxication's national animal is the Pufferfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Chronobnoxication is ranked 171,602^nd in the world and 17^th in Xedas for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 224.74 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.