The Republic of Hiybkk is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 440 million Hiybkkians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miscaw. The average income tax rate is 66.0%.

The all-consuming Hiybkkian economy, worth 46.5 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 105,706 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Posters on 'Hiybkkian Values' advise against being proud of Hiybkk, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, and minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hiybkk's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Hiybkk is ranked 134,531^st in the world and 330^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 727.89 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.