The Chair Kingdom of Cerdenia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Chair I with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.579 billion Cerdenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Healthcare is also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chairdenia. The average income tax rate is 3.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Cerdenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,388 trillion Chaircoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 119,878 Chaircoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Cerdenian pirates, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, and most Cerdenians would sell their own grandmother. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Cerdenia's national animal is the Flying Chair, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cult of the Chair.

Cerdenia is ranked 288,788^th in the world and 227^th in Thaecia for Safest, scoring 4.16 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.