The Municipalist Republic of Cerdenia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by John Longick with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.706 billion Cerdenians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of People. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.9%.

The powerhouse Cerdenian economy, worth 259 trillion Cerds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 70,093 Cerds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 283,625 per year while the poor average 11,546, a ratio of 24.6 to 1.

Citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cerdenia's national animal is the Flying Potato, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is God.

Cerdenia is ranked 21,916^th in the world and 58^th in Thaecia for Most Secular, with 49.97 Atheism Rate.