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Cerdenia for President, Make Thaecia Independent! - June 2020 Thaecian General Election

INTRODUCTION

Who are we, who am I? Questions that the world and people have asked ever since the creation of everything, questions asked daily by many people like me, you, your mum, your dad, your sister, your cousin, your aunt, your grandma, your son, and most importantly: your fish. These questions are questions which we make because we can only do so to because we do them, they are questions which, when questioned, can't receive an answer which can not be questioned.

This is life.

Life is questionable, and so is my campaign, but you know what isn't questionable? My desire to make THAECIA an independent region once again.

But wait Cerd, what do you mean by "independent once again", isn't Thaecia already independent?

That's where you are wrong kiddo...

THROUGHOUT THE HISTORY OF THIS ONCE GREAT REGION, LIBERALS AND MORE LIBERALS HAVE INVADED OUR TERRITORY, OUR SACRED BORDERS CREATED BY OUR ANCESTORS IN AN ATTEMPT TO COUP OUR DEMOCRACY AND CREATE A DICTATORSHIP AT THE COST OF OUR PEOPLE. I SAY ENOUGH WITH THIS! THE INCUMBENT PRESIDENT HAS MISERABLY FAILED AT HEARING THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE, HE SITS ALL DAY IN HIS ROOM, CONFORTABLE, IGNORING THE CONCERNS OF THAECIANS AND THEIR FAMILIES, IGNORING THAT THERE IS AN ATTEMPT TO END DEMOCRACY, IGNORING THAT OUR PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING, THAT THEY ARE CRYING, THAT THEY ARE DEPRESSED. NEVER AGAIN SHALL WE SURRENDER OUR FREEDOM, NEVER AGAIN SHALL WE ELECT A LIBERAL MAJORITY. IT IS TIME FOR THAECIA TO RISE UP!

(intellectual part, only read if you have IQ over 10)

Presenting Cerdenia's P.E.N.I.S.!

Plan for Ethical and National Integral Salvation

Let's say NO to the World Assembly: Incumbent President Titanne promised us last election that we would have influence in the World Assembly, that it would be great for Thaecia, that our people would be able to get involved. Let me ask you a question Mr. President: HOW IS THAT DOING LMAO? The World Assembly is dominated by an elite of liberals from GCRs and other influential regions, and the President legitimises that elite, his hopes for Thaecian influence in the WA are a joke, Thaecia is independent and we shall no longer legitimise an interregional establishment when I am elected President and WA Delegate.

Make the Order of Thaecia Important Again: The standards for receiving an Order of Thaecia have been significantly going down for the last few months. An Order of Thaecia is an important award, not one to be given away to anyone for minor achievements. My administration will make Orders of Thaecia feel important and special again, with proper analysis and a nice announcement for individuals who truly deserve it.

Instructing the Legislature: As per the procedures of the both the Senate and House of Commons, the President has the permission to speak in the chambers without requiring a sponsorship, I plan use this right to introduce a new initiative to instruct the legislature, to participate in important debates and give the thoughts of the Presidency on legislation, helping on the process of scrutiny in Congress.

Declaring a Liberal Emergency: On recent months many individuals have said Thaecia should declare a climate emergency because it was a major problem, even the incumbent President was talking about it while not declaring one himself. While the climate is all well and good, I think the real issue here is Thaecia should be declaring a LIBERAL Emergency, nations should be warned of the threat that is the liberal invasion of NationStates and Thaecia, it's a big deal and we need to deal with this crisis seriously.

Cerdenia Exposing Liberalism

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