The State of Gorutimania is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Loui Garavh with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.388 billion Goruti are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juhanyega. The average income tax rate is 46.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Goruti economy, worth 196 trillion Ereks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,406 Ereks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes, and government officials say that if you close your eyes and wish really hard the budget deficit will go away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gorutimania's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gorutimania is ranked 31,978^th in the world and 693^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,803.42 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.