Population | 11.768 billion |
Capital | Center Iceland City |
Leader | Justin |
Faith | Apatheism |
Currency | puck |
Animal | octopus |
The Democratic Republic of Center Iceland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Justin with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.768 billion Center Icelanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Center Iceland City. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Center Icelandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,297 trillion pucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,237 pucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Justin to meetings with foreign heads of state, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, and ten thousand Center Icelandian soldiers recently invaded a nation occupied by two senior citizens and a dachshund. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Center Iceland's national animal is the octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Apatheism.
Center Iceland is ranked 48,805th in the world and 25th in Rushmore for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,002.01 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Center Iceland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Center Iceland, ten thousand Center Icelandian soldiers recently invaded a nation occupied by two senior citizens and a dachshund.
- : Following new legislation in Center Iceland, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
- : Following new legislation in Center Iceland, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Justin to meetings with foreign heads of state.
- : Following new legislation in Center Iceland, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
- : Center Iceland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education, Most Inclusive, Most Beautiful Environments, Highest Food Quality, and Most Stationary.
- : Following new legislation in Center Iceland, the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight.
- : Following new legislation in Center Iceland, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
- : Following new legislation in Center Iceland, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention.
- : Following new legislation in Center Iceland, statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families.