The Federal Republic of Khamento is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Landon Rozanto with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.99 billion Khamens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stormston. The average income tax rate is 65.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Khamen economy, worth 205 trillion Chanoys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 103,090 Chanoys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, children are encouraged to fail at school so as not to appear too enlightened, and terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khamento's national animal is the Oshbene, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Khamen Christianity.

Khamento is ranked 39,039^th in the world and 1^st in The Khamen Union for Most Patriotic, with 32.82 flags saluted per person per day.