The Republic of Imminently predictable is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 15.319 billion Imminently predictableans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Healthcare, although Welfare, Education, and Defense are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Imminently predictablean economy, worth 631 trillion Obviouses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 41,214 Obviouses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surveillance cameras are banned, Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens, and open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imminently predictable's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Imminently predictable is ranked 94,911^th in the world and 364^th in 10000 Islands for Most Patriotic, with 15.62 flags saluted per person per day.