The Superior Intellect of Aquatic French is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its enforced nudity, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic population of 44.968 billion Aquatic Frenchians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Spirituality, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 53.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Aquatic Frenchian economy, worth 854 trillion beachballs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 19,006 beachballs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public nudity is compulsory. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aquatic French's national animal is the smelt.

Aquatic French is ranked 170,637^th in the world and 5^th in Earth for Most Patriotic, with 7.24 flags saluted per person per day.