The Senior Warden of The Duck Wardens is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Warden Ducky with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.843 billion Duck Wardens enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duckland. The average income tax rate is 9.7%.

The Duck economy, worth 137 trillion Duckcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 48,455 Duckcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade, fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. The Duck Wardens's national animal is the Duck, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Wardenism.

The Duck Wardens is ranked 203,567^th in the world and 3,379^th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2.34 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.