Population | 7.938 billion |
Capital | Sapporo |
Leader | Ito Alski |
Faith | Kitsunism |
Currency | Basla |
Animal | Alska dog |
The Empire Republic of Alski is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ito Alski with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 7.938 billion Alskians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sapporo. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Alskian economy, worth a remarkable 1,338 trillion Baslas a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,560 Baslas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', people make a career out of medical voyeurism, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alski's national animal is the Alska dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kitsunism.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Alski endorsed The Kingdom of Womble 11111111111111111111239.
- : Alski was endorsed by The Kingdom of Womble 11111111111111111111239.
- : Alski voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
- : Alski endorsed The Armed Republic of An orphan.
- : Alski endorsed The Armed Republic of Eastern Tamuppy.
- : Alski lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
- : Alski was endorsed by The Armed Republic of An orphan.
- : Alski was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Eastern Tamuppy.
- : Following new legislation in Alski, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
- : Following new legislation in Alski, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works.