The Federation of ALON 1 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cernan with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 8.735 billion Aloneans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qorana. The average income tax rate is 36.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Alonean economy, worth a remarkable 1,137 trillion Bricks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,242 Bricks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, Cernan has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench, and handling people's data is proving an immersive experience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ALON 1's national animal is the Winged Spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Magic.

ALON 1 is ranked 65,579^th in the world and 51^st in Empire of Love for Nicest Citizens, with 15.51 average smiles per day.