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Allanea was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 461
Largest Populations: 159thFattest Citizens: 168thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 169th
The Free Kingdom of
Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians
From our cold, dead fingers
Influence
Power
Governor
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Allanea

Population45.658 billion

CapitalLiberty-City
LeaderKing Alexander Blaken-Kazansky

Currencyreichskamphenite crown
Animalbald eagle

The Free Kingdom of Allanea is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Alexander Blaken-Kazansky with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 45.658 billion Allaneans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Spirituality not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty-City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Allanean economy, worth an astonishing 17,038 trillion reichskamphenite crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 373,167 reichskamphenite crowns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,063,215 per year while the poor average 34,036, a ratio of 60.6 to 1.

Inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, third world countries are rich in "I Love Liberty-City" t-shirts, Allanea isn't what it used to be, and King Alexander Blaken-Kazansky can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Allanea's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Allanea is ranked 169th in the world and 1st in Greater Prussia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 29,966.76 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Populations: 159thFattest Citizens: 168thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 169thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 188thHighest Economic Output: 225thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 303rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 349thMost Stationary: 359thLargest Gambling Industry: 368thMost Avoided: 383rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 554thMost Armed: 585thLargest Mining Sector: 592ndHighest Crime Rates: 603rdRudest Citizens: 644thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 652ndLargest Insurance Industry: 869thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,091stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,380thHighest Average Incomes: 1,419thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,871stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,951stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,960thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,068thMost Efficient Economies: 2,414thLargest Retail Industry: 2,804thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,913thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,349thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,067thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,110thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,205thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,441stMost Patriotic: 4,824thSmartest Citizens: 5,182ndMost Influential: 5,767thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,800thLargest Governments: 9,157thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,260thMost Cultured: 9,414thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,643rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,781stMost Secular: 16,265thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,885thLargest Black Market: 20,974thMost Pro-Market: 27,240thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,908th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Allanea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary, Most Valuable International Artwork, Highest Crime Rates, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Allanea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, King Alexander Blaken-Kazansky can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, Allanea isn't what it used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, third world countries are rich in "I Love Liberty-City" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • : Allanea updated the World Factbook entry in Greater Prussia.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Allaneans any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, vacationing Allaneans expect to be treated as royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Allanea, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark.

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