The Dictatorship of Eastern Alt Neoubeleland is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Damiano Vulpo with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, triple-decker prams, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed population of 948 million Neoubelelandians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foxiana. The average income tax rate is 63.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Eastern Alt Neoubelelandian economy, worth 84.4 trillion Foxins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 89,030 Foxins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Eastern Alt Neoubeleland" at foreigners, and the police double as repo men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Alt Neoubeleland's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eastern Alt Neoubeleland is ranked 21,859^th in the world and 566^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 45.38 flags saluted per person per day.