by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,804thMost Devout: 16,640thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,317th
The Yascelist Empire of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
Thank God for our Prophet Gaheemiah!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population681 million


AnimalAcaian Deer

The Yascelist Empire of Acai is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 681 million Acaish Scandinavians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, although Education, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Industry and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Euterpo. The average income tax rate is 17.9%.

The Acaian economy, worth 32.2 trillion AKCS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,301 AKCS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Patriotic parents remind their children to drink plenty of water, endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, and politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Acai's national animal is the Acaian Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Acai is ranked 16,640th in the world and 739th in The North Pacific for Most Devout, with 1,641.58 Prayers Per Hour.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,804thMost Devout: 16,640thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,317th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 664th in the regionMost Devout: 739th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,025th in the region

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