The Free Land of 3 Chitato is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.9 billion 3 Chitatoans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The very strong 3 Chitatoan economy, worth 321 trillion sparkleses a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 46,528 sparkleses, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is infamous for its mass graves of discarded robots, justice is blinding, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep, and CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. 3 Chitato's national animal is the chitato, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

3 Chitato is ranked 161,099^th in the world and 95^th in Resuscitation for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 60.83 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.