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D!cktator (Governor): The Failed State of Omigodtheykilledkenny

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Evil Conservative Empire of The Palentine (elected )

Founder: The Failed State of Omigodtheykilledkenny

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 180th Highest Crime Rates: 183rd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 287th+30
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 327th Most Rebellious Youth: 337th Fattest Citizens: 344th Most Armed: 347th Most Avoided: 367th Highest Disposable Incomes: 416th Rudest Citizens: 601st Most Nations: 616th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 618th Highest Economic Output: 633rd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 641st Largest Mining Sector: 847th Largest Retail Industry: 1,053rd Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,166th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,203rd Largest Black Market: 1,273rd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,329th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,509th Largest Gambling Industry: 1,519th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,584th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,669th Highest Average Incomes: 1,724th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,776th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,864th Most Influential: 1,878th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,910th Smartest Citizens: 2,299th Most Cultured: 2,410th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,695th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,763rd
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So, you've finally settled your country down in its new home; you've even rounded up some local penguins for your national zoo...and they start randomly exploding on you. You reach out to your neighbors to establish diplomatic ties, but they're too busy pointing missiles at you to be your friends. You hire a stripper to entertain your leader, but she ties him to a chair and starts pressing him for sensitive intel. You come across a band of gnomes, but instead of sneakily trying to change your laws, they shake you down for rent money. If you thought this was a normal peaceful region, you were way off! Welcome to LinkAO™.


Embassies: Zhaucauozian Friendship, Antarctica, Texas, The Pleiades, International Democratic Union, Gatesville Inc, That Place Over There, City Ankh Morpork, Western Atlantic, The Realm of Hibernia, One big Island, NationStates, Glass Gallows, Forest, Catholic, New Warsaw Pact, and 10 others.The Security Council, Right to Life, Hell, Arctic, Regionless, Gay, Entropy, Arkansas, Arctica, and West Antartica.

Tags: Anti-General Assembly, Anti-Security Council, Anti-World Assembly, Capitalist, Featured, Free Trade, General Assembly, LGBT, Libertarian, Map, Medium, Multi-Species, and 6 others.National Sovereigntist, Offsite Forums, Puppet Storage, Role Player, Snarky, and World Assembly.

Regional Power: Moderate

Antarctic Oasis contains 35 nations, the 616th most in the world.

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The Safest in Antarctic Oasis

World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.

As a region, Antarctic Oasis is ranked 20,937th in the world for Safest.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The State Security Apparatus of Iron FelixIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Sing to the Motherland”
2.The Empire of Zarquon FroodsCivil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies“For the Love of Zarquon!!”
3.The People of AundotutunagirPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“These Are The Days Of Miracle And Wonder”
4.The Commonwealth of Communist TaxachusettsLiberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone“Non serviemus, caniculae!”
5.The Word Count Seeking Land of A Running ManNew York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy“Write as fast as you can; catch up with the running man”
6.The Throwaway Puppet of WA Guinea PigScandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State“Sofa King Special”
7.The Knuckle Dragging Cavemen of G l o gCompulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State“Glog Mad!”
8.The Totally Naked Fraternity of Retired WerePenguinsInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Make it so.”
9.The Commonwealth of Perpetual ExemptionLeft-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites“You Can Go Your Own Way”
10.The Empire of MarscheTyranny by Majority Thieves“May the Marsh March Forever Onward”
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Antarctic Oasis Regional Message Board

Or maybe fenda scum, or maybe just some dipshit trying to stir trouble. Don't care.

He had about 50 million citizens...he's been around long enough to know some etiquitte. One of the first things drilled in my head was if you are a nation in the festering snakepit, you endorse the delegate of the region. Not doing so could get you a boot.

Wagnaria was up to no good. As for that Re-United States, who knows? It had been here quite a while and still hadn't endorsed the delegate. Time for both of them to get the old heave ho.

So Big Scary Security Dude flexes his muscles. Nice job.

Islands of Adventure is now available on LuLu. Waiting for my proof copy to give the green light for global distribution. Next is working on a series of short stories based on a many times revised view of the old D&D Lankhmar campaign setting. This is the opposite of what I normally do; now I must keep a story UNDER 10,000 words.

Hello everyone! Forest is holding a poetry contest (Forest Poetry Fantasia) and all regions are invited ^^ page=rmb/postid=55680946

Contest runs until May 21st. (Sorry I'm a bit late on this, been unwell lately '^^) Looking forward to any entries you may submit :)

I only know dirty poems.

The Palentine wrote:I only know dirty poems.

Same. Guess I could make up some Limericks

The current resolution hits too close to home, as it were. So back in 2010 when I was first made "redundant" at Reuters I got rehired as a contractor with the stipulation that I was to train my replacements. Went to India and did my best. Probably one or two were really good at it. Then we dropped the consulting company and did it ourselves. The good one was sent to the US to work on some project. We wanted to hire him, but he couldn't leave the contracting company since they held his visa. We had to wait several years to get him, but we finally got him. He's now an American citizen. I think he is still involved with the project even though it's mostly done by yet another foreign contracting company (it's not that they never learn, they keep shifting this to new people who don't listen to the old people).

Voted against. Immigration is bad. Send them all home.

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