The World World Census
The Most Beautiful Environments in the World
World Census researchers spent many arduous weeks lying on beaches and trekking through rainforests to compile a definitive list of the most attractive and best cared for environments.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queendom of Kindjal | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins” | |
| 2. |  The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “From each to his ability, each according to her needs!” | |
| 3. |  The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Vote monkey, get monkey” | |
| 4. |  The Fielzão of Timao | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Timão Eô!” | |
| 5. |  The Kingdom of Outer Sparta | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Promote and Preserve” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Wilkshire | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Everyone for everyone else” | |
| 7. |  The Federal Commonwealth of Pax Aurea | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.” | |
| 8. |  The Benevolent Queendom of Divine Cervine | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Where the deer’s swift leap startles the wild bee” | |
| 9. |  The Emoticons of Smiley Bob | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Where's my wallet?” | |
| 10. |  The Community of St Stephen n Critters | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Gramen artificiosum ne fumisses” |
