The Archipelago Federation of Vafipasan is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.07 billion Vafipasanis enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Riosa. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vafipasanian economy, worth 471 trillion Notoas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,096 Notoas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, and school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time. Crime is totally unknown. Vafipasan's national animal is the Sting ray, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Vafipasan is ranked 19,140^th in the world and 1,110^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 114.26 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.