The Republic of Transfrancia is a massive, safe nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.04 billion Transfrancians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wopbopaloobop. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Transfrancian economy, worth 116 trillion estevenants a year, is quite specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,001 estevenants, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, refugees from other nations are flocking to Transfrancia's border, money grows on trees, and recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Transfrancia's national animal is the snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Transfrancia is ranked 17,692^nd in the world and 1,013^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 115.01 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.