The Armed Republic of The Siren Corporation is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, restrictive gun laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 164 million Siren Corporationians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The minute, moralistic, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The thriving Siren Corporationian economy, worth 13.0 trillion DNanas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 79,047 DNanas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 408,043 per year while the poor average 8,337, a ratio of 48.9 to 1.

Neighboring nations are tired of The Siren Corporation's big fish stories, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Siren Corporation's national animal is the Black Anaconda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Siren Corporation is ranked 188,219^th in the world and 116^th in Community for Safest, scoring 49.97 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.