The Queendom of Sanaticia is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.992 billion Sanaticians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 9.6%.

The strong Sanatician economy, worth 85.0 trillion Ticians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 42,669 Ticians, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sanaticia's national animal is the Liger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Sanaticia is ranked 218,584^th in the world and 4^th in Vulture of War for Safest, scoring 27.57 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.