The Federation of Rusyanka is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emanuel Makarov with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.829 billion Rusyan are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesyats. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Rusyan economy, worth 593 trillion Ruyankas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 209,829 Ruyankas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, increasing numbers of children in Rusyanka have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, and signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rusyanka's national animal is the Eagle yanka, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christian - Shintō.

Rusyanka is ranked 267,674^th in the world and 480^th in Council of Asia for Safest, scoring 8.75 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.