The Rogue Nation of Palyzar is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 2.368 billion Palyzarians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The very strong Palyzarian economy, worth 142 trillion Palyyzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 60,021 Palyyzes, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, the prevalence of circular logic frequently renders parliamentary observers dizzy, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Palyzar's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon.

Palyzar is ranked 216,640^th in the world and 3^rd in Vulture of War for Safest, scoring 29.16 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.