The Pilotipality 🛩️ of Osheiga is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pilot Montelo II with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.457 billion Osheigans enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xovatova. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Osheigan economy, worth a remarkable 1,340 trillion airline miles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 245,601 airline miles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, and the nation burns bridges with neighbours who burn their rainforest. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osheiga's national animal is the dodo bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of the Flying Dodo.

Osheiga is ranked 786^th in the world and 1^st in Trading Cards for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 84.48 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.