The Republic of Nibanze is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 330 million Nibanzeans enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The thriving Nibanzean economy, worth 26.0 trillion monies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is 78,890 monies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 402,444 per year while the poor average 8,522, a ratio of 47.2 to 1.

Childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, and 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nibanze's national animal is the robot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nibanze is ranked 257,967^th in the world and 6^th in Vulture of War for Safest, scoring 14.53 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.